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When a girl has diarrhea on your dick as you are having butt sex.
I has fucking this girl the other day when out of no where she decided that tower browning me would be cool, so I was like "What the Fuck".
a structure of at least two blocks tall by which minecraft noobs can escape hostile mobs. usually made of dirt, sand, or cobblestone.
Steve was surrounded by zombies on his first night in Minecraft, and quickly made a noob tower of dirt to escape them through the night.
An awesome six book fantasy series by Australian author Garth Nix. The books feature two teenagers from very different worlds: Tal, from the Castle, who's trying to cure his sick mother, and rescue his kidnapped brother, and Milla, an Icecarl from the frozen wastelands, who aspires to be a Shield Maiden, but must first help Tal in his quest. Together, this radically different duo encounters giant spiders, talking lizards, travel to another dimension, narrowly avoid being squashed by a levitating mountain, and fight a giant, evil dragon inside a tornado!!! It is an awesome series, even better than Harry Potter. I really wish there was more than six books....
Homie: "Like, what book series would you like to see get made next, now that The Hunger Games are done?"
Me: "OMG, definitely The Seventh Tower!!! Those books were such a big part of my childhood, and I'd love to see them brought to life!!!"
The clock tower is where a male straddles a persons face and swings his testicles like a church bell across the victims face
If a person falls asleep on a couch with their head on the arm rest, a person can drop their pants and swing their balls across their face to wake them up, making it look like the bells ringing in a Church Tower
When you lube up sunflower seeds with Vaseline and stick them into the urethra of an erect penis.
Why isn’t Paul at work? Oh, he had to go to the doctor because he gave himself the old flower tower last night.
A tower or pyramid made out of empty dip cans
"Have you seen Jimmy's can tower it's getting pretty tall"
when a siamese girl has 2 perfect back ends and just 1 front, she is triffel towered as the 3 guys, 2 back, 1 in front are high-fiving. A secondary possibility would be a chicks ass, vag and mouth although this is logistically more difficult and the triffel tower is more commonly utilized on a siamese chick.
Dude, what would I do if she was a siamese chick with 2 great asses?
- Uh you'd triffel tower that bitch.
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