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A respectable gentleman of the internet. A Virtual Goose is neither aggressive nor insulting on forums and games alike. A VG will often take to wearing cloths suited to a formal occasion even when in a casual setting. A Virtual Goose is "like a sir".
He's such a Virtual Goose
He dances like a VG
He's a Virtual Goose, such a gent.
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A Virtual Viking is a person who regularly scours the internet for media like music and films and makes no attempt to ask permission for these wares and downloads them very non-chalantly. This activity is often illegal but gathers great mutual respect from fellow internet users and the rewards are understood to be a large saving in finances, money which would have otherwise been spent on buying the rights to download such materials.
In simple terms, if you have ever downloaded something that was not meant to be free on the internet, you are a "Virtual Viking"
The origins of the term stem from the scandinavian warriors of olde, Who's main activities during the invasion of a non-viking country were "Raping and Pillaging" the country they were in of its resources. This term is then applied in the above term as the "raping and pillaging" of the internet for digital media.
"Holy Shit dude, you downloaded 11 films by aXXo in one night, and still had enough bandwidth to download every episode of 'Is it a Good Idea To Microwave This?' ?"
"yep...and COD4 was still lag free!"
"youre such a Virtual Viking"
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A virtual world created by racists in which any criticism of their world can't possibly be because they are wrong, but because their critic is "virtue-signalling".
A cosy world that filters out all real world racism and replaces it with stunning graphics portraying realistic snowflakes and liberal elites.
Wow! These virtual signalling glasses are amazing! The graphics are so realistic. You could really believe that you are surrounded by virtue-signalling liberal snowflakes!
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An internet force so powerful that you would be destroyed before you even though of challenging it.
More powerful than Daedalus, more powerful than the Eschelons, more powerful than Eos.
You heard of Virtual^Reality?
Yeah I've heard all kinds of stuff about it.
Just don't mess with it, no matter what.
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Some bullshit term some Karen used to start drama in the real world apparently, she got "groped" in the Metaverse which is bullshit as you can always log off. There is no such thing as virtual rape period. You have full control over your avatar and the button to log off exists, no way you can get raped in VR.
Some dudes were making fun of this Karen on the Metaverse, she reported it as "virtual rape" claiming she got "virtually raped" even though in the Metaverse you cannot "virtually rape" anyone.
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I liken virtual balls to liquid courage. The anonymity and physical distance of the Internet affords many people the opportunity to present themselves as much bolder and brazen than they could otherwise muster during in-person communication.
For example, most of us no doubt have seen threads on listservs or blogs where someone who's a wuss in real life tries to shake other discussants through written aggression or by attempting to dominate the discussion with fancy jargon. Here, the person is mouthy or domineering online because it’s a safe venue. He or she has BIG virtual balls (but itty bitty balls in real life).
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A virtual optimist is a person who portrays a positive and hopeful future on social media, while generally not doing anything in real life to impact that future, expecting it to happen on its own.
1. You need to stop being a virtual optimist, this neighborhood hasn't improved in the last 20 years and keeps getting worse, since no one cares to do anything about it.
2. "Don't just migrate to another country!"
"Why not?"
"Things are going to be way better in 10 years time"
"Yeah, says you and every other virtual optimist out there!"
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