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Macedonia wake up call

Waking some one up by grabbing their penis and ejaculating them.

I was sleeping until I got an awesome Macedonia wake up call.

by Orange_crush June 26, 2019


national wake your s.o. up day

wake your significant other up right fucking now. disturb their sleep. it’s your day to annoy the shit out of them for no reason. it takes place on every 3rd friday of june

“oh why are you up so early?”

“it’s national wake your s.o. up day, so i’m about to throw some water at this bitch

by bubabear101 June 18, 2021


Wake up victim

It's what Ezy and other alpha bullies say to wake up their victims and toss them around

Wake up victim it's time to torment you some more

by Kevlol June 23, 2021


waking up tongan

Massive quadriceps.

That blokes legs looks like he's waking up tongan.

by BeerPenguin March 16, 2018


Australian wake up

Waking someone up by performing oral sex on the sleeping party.

He woke me by doing a Australian wake up

by Bobby the Boblet December 25, 2022


Wake up on the grumpy side of the bed

To discover that your partner has doubled down in retaliation for a recent relationship slight of yours.

Johnny Depp missed Amber Heard's birthday party, so he had to wake up on the grumpy side of the bed.

by AQuokka April 21, 2022


chrissy wake up

the song that at first was a funny appreciation of a character (eddie munson) and the actor's hard work in this role, that has later transformed into the only three words stranger things obsessed kids scream at you in the hallway when you tell them it is in fact illegal and just wrong to stalk joseph quinn's location and show up to his holiday house.

"yeah idk i think that was going a bit very far, yknow stalking his location and showing up to his house and all"

"ugh u dont get it - CHRISSY WAKE UP I DONT LIKE THIS CHRISSY WAKE UP, HEY HELLO, TIME TO WAKE UP TIME TO WAKE UP CAN YOU HEAR ME WAKE UP CHRISSY I DONT LIKE THIS CHRISSY WAKE UP"

by elmointhewild August 17, 2022