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After ejaculating in a womans mouth, you cover her mouth with your hand and punch her in the stomach, thus causing the ejaculate to come out her nose
Dave came in her mouth and proceeded to give her a White Walrus.
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The head of a black man's large penis.
Last night, that guy whipped out his massive purple walrus.
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Upon receiving a blowjob, immediately after the moment of climax but before the reciever has chance to swallow (or, in some unfortunate cases, spit), the penis is quickly removed and a swift roundhouse to said receiver's nose is applied. Upon impact, if performed correctly, a stream of blood AND semen should flow forth from the nose of the recipient, resulting in a look resembling bloody walrus tusks.
Last night Molly wanted to so something new and unusual, so I gave her the ol' bloody walrus. I learned later she was refering to seeing the Bolshoi Ballet that was in town for a limited engagement.
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A.a woman who has been fucked so many times her vagina is "as big as a walrus"
B.a woman who will only take in a man of "walrus size"
C.a very nasty derogatory term for a woman who is fat, ugly, bitchy, or slutty
D.the literal term for a walrus's vagina
A.Dave-Yo, Jessica's a walrus cunt
Jim-What?
Dave-She's a slut, you retard!
B.Jessica-Dave, you may be my first, but 4 inches is not going to cut it.
Dave-Damn walrus cunt!
C.Jessica-Look at walrus cunt Sally over there eating her cupcakes!
Susan-Hey! That's not nice!
D.Jim-yo Dave! At the zoo today, while it was asleep i saw some walrus cunt!
Dave-fucking perv!
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when a human, another human, and a walrus engage in a threesome sexual activity, once the walrus and man cum, they stop, then continue an hour from the previous orgasm to fuck the chick while shes crusty with cum.
the crusty walrus is something i do to people only before i break up with them
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The act of lighting two cigarettes and placing them like walrus tusks and smoking then accorddingly.
Show me the newport walrus. AR AR I LOVE NEWPORTS
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When a girl wraps her legs around your head so tight while you're going down on her that you simultaneously slap both ass cheeks because you are struggling air.
Man, my girl had me giving her walrus kisses last night because I was doing so good. Shit almost killed me.
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