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By Yourself (On your own)
Your going to be on your one's today!
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a short time around 75 years where you can do stuff. many people think their life sucks and its unfair and so on and thats true, but if you think about it, it doesnt matter because:
life is just like a game you have been forced to play. good for you if things are nice and it really sucks if you have a rough trot. one day you will die and thats it! your existance will be forgotten in time. its not like you have to do anything important in your life, because actually no one (really) cares.
the most important thing about your life is, that you are happy. do the things you want, not what others say. fuck stuff like stress, anger, hate, sadness and so on. you dont need that in your life. ok beeing sad sometimes is ok but dont take that shit to serious. its just your life, have as much fun as possibile an then die and rest in peace. thats the way!
1: oh god life sucks! i want to die!
2: live on. your life is short anyway.
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Someone you forget is existing and waiting for a goodnight wish in your sexy Italian language.
Your girlfriend: cries*
You: “Buonanotte amore mio. “
Your girlfriend: smiles*
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Your sick, your worth a thousand dollars. Your the person to go to, this person is usually a favourite person of yours
Sondos your a g
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Something that doesn’t exist
Your Girlfriend doesn’t exist
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All of these are belong to CATS.
How are you gentlemen!! All your base are belong to us!! You are on the way to destruction.
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Phrase found in the song Watermelon Sugar from Harry Styles. This is trending on Urban Dictionary May 20, 2020 because the music video for this song came out on May 18th. The song is about oral sex.
Harry Styles: I want your belly, and that summer feelin’, it’s so wonderful and warm.
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