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when you sweat the same amount as 7 people
"Oh damn you exercised hard"
"Yeh man you know how it is, just had a 7 sweater"
when youre so bored you decided to write every key from left to right (including numpad) and also the shift versions of those keys.
man, im so bored, im gonna type `~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+/*-qQwWeErRtTyYuUiIoOpP{}\|789+aAsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlL;:'"456zZxXcCvVbBnNmM,<.>/?123 0. into urban dictionary and see whats there!
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The names of the octuplets of a 14-year-old.
"All 7 Things and AAAAAHHHH come here, you all are in trouble" -Mom
"AAAAAHHHH, the WiFi is out" -Mom
"Mom, I can't fix that" -AAAAAHHHH
"Oh AAAAAHHHH sweetheart, I wasn't talking to you, I was screaming because the WiFi went out" -Mom
"Thing 1, come here!" -Mom
"Coming mom" -Thing 1
"No, I said Thing 1 not Thing 2" -Mom
"But Mom I am Thing 1" -Thing 1
"Oh sorry sweetheart you things look a lot alike" -Mom
They all have actual names, but they all started with "J" and it was too hard to remember, so I changed their names to Thing 1-7 and the troublemaker to AAAAAHHHH
7x5 / 7 by 5 / Seven By Five
7 by 5 is a drinking game involving a deck of cards layed out in a 7 by 5 configuration.
Shuffle the deck, then start the game by revealing the first card on to the table.
The person left of the dealer (the caller) has to then call the next card being higher or lower than the played card on the table; this person also picks a spot to place the new card onto a position above, below or next to the played card. The dealer reveals the card, if the caller calls higher/lower cortectly then they do not have to drink, if they get it wrong then they drink.
Continue to the next caller, The revealed card must be higher or lower than all touching cards when placed in the grid.
Once the 7x5 grid is fully revealed then the next caller must pick a place ontop of the cards to be higher/lower than adjacent cards.
Special rules:
- The bomb; this is the 7 of hearts. When drawn the person whos go it is must finish there drinks. If they predict this card (instead of higher or lowrer) before the flip then everyone must finish their drinks. If someone calls the bomb and it is not the 7 of hearts then this person must finish their drink.
- Jokers ; similar to the 7 of hearts except only the two people sitting either side of the caller must finish their drinks if revealed and called. Finish your drink if you call it and its wrong.
Cards can be place on top/next to jokers too; it doesn’t count as a number required to be higher/lower.
Oi Jonty, come play 7 by 5 with us! Let’s get fucked up.
National exchange hoodies and kisses with your girlfriend day
BABE WHAT'S THE DATE?
February 7th why?
So where's my kiss and hug?? It's national exchange hoodies and kisses with your girlfriend day?? 🥰🤨❤️
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(splatoon) for some reason, everyone thinks that pearl and marina are agents 5 and 6 so everyone thinks theres an agent 7 somewhere, or they got blended up. or they're the next agent to the squidbeak splatoon. seriously?
"yo where is agent 7?"
"they're not even in the lore mate"
A song by The Gregory Brothers
I was bangin' 7 gram rocks, That's how I roll. Winning
I have one gear: GO - epic winning
Are you bipolar?
I'm bi-winning
Win here, win there, win, win everywhere, where