Jake

The shortest man on Earth. He is gay for Marcus. He has to use a diaper because he can’t use the toilet

Omg that’s Jake he’s so musty run Marcus!

Jake

Jake is a racist human being. He is rude, discriminative, and only likes straight, conservative, and rich people. He thinks that being transgender is a mental illness and he hates all first nations and thinks that all they do is complain.

First Nation: Hey look, it's racist Jake!!
Other First Nation: Run, he is going to verbally abuse us!!

jake

the guy who stole your bitch and is getting layed as you read this

Guy one:"yo that jake guy is so lucky he is already in bed with bethany."
Guy two:"hey bethany is my girlfriend "
Guyone:"HAHA he jake stole your bitch"

Jake

A guy that is really touchy and who likes to break people's hearts

Jake is a douche

Jake is such a man hoe

Jake

Weirdly flexible and insane but a good laugh

Yo ur like jake

Jake

A guy that's a kleptomaniac, but is the bestest fucking guy when he can be. He will insult you sometimes but will be really kind and sweet with you when you need it. He is always there for you and will fight anyone that offends you. Everyone needs a Jake in their life to have a wild time, and to just chill with too. He's so lovable but crazy, he will kiss your hand when you are sad and slap ya bum when you're happy.

I just got kissed and slapped at the same time?!
Yeah that's a Jake

Jake

Jake, is the best name in the world, and is highly respected. They can be rude but also very thoughtful. We all know a Jake, even if it is Jake Paul

Hey, Jake. How ya doin?