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Best character in Cookie Run: OvenBreak. I do not take criticism.
Me: popping candy cookie awooga
My friend: I swear if you say one more fucking thing about him
A boy who texts you once in a while just to keep u attached. Always leaves crumbs to keep you around for when they need you.
he’s a cookie crumb boy
When an excitable little boy (18+) prematurely ejaculates on a non-sexual body part of a woman who is wearing a dress (i.e. "naked").
When Ron Weasley first exploded his cookie on Hermione Granger. "Exploding your cookie"
A spin off the words "cookies and cream" it's to express when someone is fucking WINNING at a game or match. You are creaming their cookies. And it's sweet and delicious - like cookies and cream ice cream.
"I'm creaming your cookies!"
"Jesus that team is getting their cookies creamed."
"You're challenging me? Sounds like someone needs to get their cookies creamed."
and extremely hot cookie
hes a cookie of darkness
uh
pls one chance earl grey😍😍
me: "have you SEEN earl grey cookie??? Hes so hot!!!
kingdom only:"who tf is that"
When you squeeze two big folds of skin together on a really really fat chick and use it instead of her pussy to drop your load. Then, when you are finished, you grab the two big folds of skin and pull them open while making a noise like you are cracking a fortune cookie. You then say "Lookie Lookie there's a fortune in the cookie" (while saying this, you are using your finger to push your jizz into a little pool) Then you say " It say "Cream of SumYoungGuy feel no good in your eye" and scoop up your jizz and throw it in her eye before running out.
Man, what happened to Bertha's eye last night?
I heard Dave gave her a Fatty Fortune Cookie.
When your girl is such a sub/simp for you that she makes you cookies to pleasure you but gets distracted going gluck gluck 3000 on your dick to pleasure you and burns the cookies
Man, those cookies look burnt as hell! Nah man those are cronchy pp cookies!