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The act of ejaculating in a girl's mouth in the morning when the sun is rising while she's giving head, making your surrounding walls more than the money you have in your pocket.
"So yesterday, she and I woke up and we were in the mood. I gave her my first golden rifle"
A confederacy of all slave states under the Mason-Dixon line as well as all of Mexico, Central America, and the Caribbean.
Union Soldier 1: Fuck Douglas, I heard he wants the damn seceders to win the war and form the golden circle!
Union Soldier 2: Yeah, he's a bitch.
A shitty hockey team in Las Vegas that paid NHL refs to rig the 2023 Stanley Cup Playoffs.
The Vegas Golden Knights are frauds
When a serious or heartfelt moment is undercut by something absurd or nonsensical.
This is a reference to a scene in the video game YIIK: A Postmodern RPG. When the character Rory is bearing his soul about his deceased sister, and Vella is sympathizing with Rory's grief. The emotional scene is interrupted by a Golden Alpaca who keeps saying Lemonade, with goofy background music playing as you're thrown into combat against them.
My brother Kevin had a hell of a Golden-Alpaca Moment at the wedding. He shat himself directly into the sky when it was his turn to say "I Do."
I'm still cleaning the feces out of my tuxedo.
The act of sucking through the hole of a freshly pierced ear of ones niece, before jewelry can be placed in the ear. Must be done at a mall. Can only be done if one does not actually have a niece.
These Saltines taste like a Golden Blum.
When your getting a blumpkin in a porta john and your buddy pushes it over, engulfing the victims.
Jake was getting a crazy good blumpkin in the porta john from Aotumn, when out of nowhere Austin decided to give them a golden tsunami.
When your getting a blumpkin in a porta john and your buddy pushes it over, engulfing the victims.
Jake was getting a crazy good blumpkin in the porta john from Aotumn, when out of nowhere Austin decided to give them a golden tsunami.