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The frustration accompanied by mild euphoria one experiences shortly after smoking an 1/8th that you bought in minnesota. Minnesota is a state where the average eighth costs 30-50% more than what the same grade/quality of pot would cost in a state with legal or medical marijuana. Typically, the dealer will tell you it's good s*** or if there a little more honest "it's mid-grade" which is a "minnesota nice" way of saying it's ALMOST not schwag.
Example of Minnesota High:
Dealer: "you feelin' anything yet?"
Smoker: "you betcha, I think I'm almost high"
(15-20mins later)
Smoker: "Oh yeah sure, I'll eat some hotdish like a good Minnesotan does when he has the munchies!"
(another 15 minutes later)
Smoker: "well, that was not worth $60. $40 at best. But, rather than confront someone about it and attempt to change things for the better, I'll just to whine about it to everyone else but the source of the problem since I'm a Minnesotan. Then when I'm done, I'll do what Minnesotans are statistically proven to do time and again: Binge drink Nordeast and Leinenkugel's and then drive down Hennepin Ave.
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A highschool with tons of perverts as students and teachers. Generally used towards friends that don't go to the same highschool.
OMG, my highschool is such a Predator High
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You get so high your toes freak you out because they wiggle.
Oh man my toes are freakin' me out! Don't touch them or talk about them!! I'm toes high!!
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The best or worst four years of your life.
Not only do you spend most of your teen years going through hell, you also bring it home with you as teachers dont give a damn what other activities or classes you have to take care of. If you give an excuse they will most likely say "Oh, so that's more important than my class?"
There are a few amazing teachers though, good luck getting in those classes though because I can assure you they will be completely full.
Let's not forget about the drama; If you have a facebook, delete it.
Freshmen are stupid
Sophomores are stupid for thinking they're less stupid than freshmen
Juniors are alright
Seniors are barely at school from ditching all the time
Kathy *screaming from across the hall*:
"Omg Vicky I missed you so much how was summer omg what class do you have next high schools so cool omg"
Senior: "stupid freshmen"
Other senior: "I know right"
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Where self-esteem, innocence, and dreams go to die.
Welcome to High School, have a nice 4 years.
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the feeling of grogginess and confusion after waking up from a nap that lasted anywhere from 20 minutes to 2 1/2 hours. although this can sometimes be considered a bad feeling, the euphoria and feeling of being rejuvenated is invigorating. In the most serious of cases, the napper may even wake up speaking of absurd dreams due to their confused state of being.
Robbie: "Man you're toasted right now, what did you smoke?"
Max: "Nothing I just took a 2-hour nap"
Robbie: "ah napper's high, sounds chill"
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When you've gone and smoked yourself retarded, or you are retarded and stoned. Either way, you are high-tarded.
At the grocery store...
Laura: I think our sacker was high!
JP: Uh, no, I think he was just "slow"
Laura: Dude, I guess that makes him high-tarded.
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