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A way of expressing that something tastes like what it should
Skippy eats a pear flavored jellybean
Jellybean tastes like a pear
Skippy-dude this tastes like what I'm eating
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Usain Bolt's catchphrase before a race , often projected towards the cameras that pan past him at his starting position (well, pose for him - after the Superman and Zeus dramatics) where he will follow a series of cool sayings in that deep Jamaican accent with the phrase itself.
9.58 seconds later, Bolt goes on to the break his own world record by 0.11 seconds.
2. The act of gearing up for something special..something fast that would be quickly over where you get down, put your seatbelt on - look at the person next to you and put a check on them - and roll. And when you do it, you do it cool.
Commentator *In Lane 4 we have Usain Bolt...the World's fastest man. How will be be faring on the final of the World Championships*
*Bolt waves to the crowds, does Superman poses and says 'Jah Man!' every too seconds with a big grin on his face. *Bolt looks towards the cameria*and says :
I'm ready. Are you ready? Let's go!
Commentator *Evidently not the least bit nervouse...And there you have it, he's ready alright*
Commentator *On their lanes....and they go*
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Finish line
Commentator *He's done it again...9.58 ... a new World Record in the 100m.*
This man is unstoppable.
We were ready alright, but not for something this spectacular!
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the spookiest threat
robber:gimme your money
me:I'm gonna blow your head off
robber:*head explodes in fear*
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It's when someone is coming on to you, that does not currently, nor ever will have a shred of a chance.
Guy/Girl: Your so Handsome/Pretty...
Response: Well I'll have you know, that I'm HIV positive, and allergic to latex...
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Anytime one person says something silly or dumb that everyone around them knows to be true or fact about the person talking.
Senario 1:
Me: Man I'm sleepy.
You: Your always sleepy.
Me: I'm going to have to give you a duh on that!
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At Michigan Center my high school like thats all ppl say. Some guy from IN wrote it on our rock and now its all over school. It's a famous person
when someone says ur name, you say I'm Rick Bitch now step off
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Mickey: I'm Your Dirty Little Vegetable!
Amelie: Damn right you are!
I'm Your Dirty Little Vegetable
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