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Someone who is obsessed with Pamela Anderson
Oh look it’s Josh talking about how he wants to marry Pamela Anderson for the eighth time this week
Josh is a very loyal friend, almost as loyal as a dog. UNTIL you cross him. You cross a Josh, and he will cross you off his list... for life! Witty, knowledgeable, Josh tends to grasp new concepts with their feet on the ground running. Warning: a Josh may become fiery when talking about politics. There are some words to avoid at all costs when talking to a Josh. These trigger words usually accumulate over the lifetime of a Josh. A Josh can be very strong and handy. A friend that will give you the shirt off his back, unless he thinks you're an idiot. Joshs have little tolerance for stupid people. And don't even get him STARTED on lazy people. It's also worth noting that Josh can become gassy after meals. Joshs tend to be on time always. They do not have respect for anyone who is not punctual! When a Josh gets frustrated, he will just walk away!
That Josh sure is a Wise man!!
Every josh is a sick kid yeno they’re mad
Ay onto tha josh hes a mad 1 oni
Josh is fun, outgoing and dramatic. Josh was born in a swamp. He emerged like a mossy swan. Josh doesn't forget where he comes from but tries to forget by buying designer handbags. When Josh is down he wraps his Chanel bag in a blanket and holds it close to him. We all know a Josh. We like Josh. Josh wears speedos all year round. He is strong, handsome and kind. His tank tops are cut into two lines barely covering his manly bosom. Josh also eats a lot of Taco Bell. So much so he can be their ambassador.
If you have a Josh in your life you are one lucky SOB.
"Omg Josh has two gordita crunch wraps in his Chanel bag!"
A guy named Josh is the dumbest guy you will ever meet. He will toss the best relationship he could ever pull in the trash, for some dumb school program thing that isnt even that advanced. He will break up with you in the shittiest way possible. Over text. Straight up just saying 'we need to break up' without even acknowledging your feelings yet. Not even giving you a say in whether or not you want to. You could write paragraphs of hate towards this boy, and he will just respond with a simple phrase such as: 'I know'. He would rather have 10 vaping, lying side hoes than one real girlfriend. Josh will make you do all the work in the relationship. Never fall in love with Josh.
R: Josh broke up with me for the shitties reason.
Literally everyone: NO, WHAT? JOSH FUMBLED SO BAD !!!!!!
josh is the best guy ever, his blonde hair will make you melt
i love josh