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A penis that belongs to gingers, or awkward blonde boys
Look, Joey has a carrot penis!
No lie. No Cap. The utter truth.
That rocket is huge, fact penis!
A name of a person who is both a boy and a girl
Hey what's your name ?
Penis McPussy
So you're a boy and girl?!
*facepalm*
A description of certain orifices on human body that are explicitly used for sexual pleasure of one's penis.
Gary's mouth is a total Penis Hotel.
When you cum so hard that you get thrown out of a vagina.
Last night I penis blasted this girl so hard that I got thrown against the wall
A penis so long that when a man sits down on the toilet his member dips past the cool toilet water and rests on the porcelain bowl below.
I cheated on my boyfriend with this guy from college who has a porcelain penis
something that you can tell repeatedly to piss off your bus driver
Me: COW PENIS!!!!!!!!!
Bus driver: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!