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The act of licking the anus and the area between the sex organs and anus while incorporating a phallic like vegetable to use as a form of penetration and symbolic foreplay.
verb. to caprese a salad
capresing a salad.
the dominant male ordered his twink to toss his salad, while handing him a cucumber to make it a caprese salad.
'I don't just like a tossed salad, I like a capresed salad'
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You prop both legs (of person in wheelchair), over your shoulders and eat their ass.
I just left the nursing home after giving some old bitty a wheelchair salad.
A side dish that consists of every kind of cookie known to mankind mixed with marshmallow whip.
Sister in law: "I brought a cookie salad!" Me: " That's not a salad, that's diabetes".
When people of the same sex eat skittles out of their asses
Hey, what are you doing later, want to eat a rainbow salad?
Rolling up some fire ass weed.
Yeah bro I got some ceaser salad rolled up.
A sexual move usually performed after eating Italian food. A man contorts his penis into a tortellini shape, farts and then has his salad tossed.
“I wasn’t sure if it was gay or not, but Stacey was full in on the hot tortellini salad, so it’s got be no-homo.”
When a woman sits on you face and lick butthole to clit.
Damn girl, you and me...we are awkward. Want me to give you a cucumber salad to break the tension?