Arkansas State University (ASU) is a prestigious institution of higher learning located in the thriving metropolis of Jonesboro, Arkansas. This intellectual oasis is known for its cutting-edge research in fields like "Crop Dusting 101", "Underwater Basket Weaving", and "Advanced Squirrel Watching". ASU is the place to be if you aspire to be a fratty redneck, a shitty student athlete, a fucking fugitive terrorist, a socially inept autist, or a rugby player. You know you're at A-State when half the campus is decked out in Razorback gear, and the other half is wondering if they accidentally signed up for the wrong college.
"I got into ASU! Yeah, not Arizona State, but Arkansas State University. Close enough, right?"
It’s a universe where earth code named Earth-199999 and has a country called sokovia
Breaking news, the avengers fucked up sokovia in the marvel cinematic universe
The time at which no matter what channel you turn to, there will be a commercial running.
Bill: " The commercials on this channel are longer than the program. Turn it to something else."
Steve (after turning it to several other channels, all with commercials): " It must be Universal Commercial Time.
A school that is small in size, but big in spirits.
Riccardo: So where do you go for college?
Jane: Santa Clara University! We may be small in size, but we dream big. We're the David to Stanford's Goliath. Go Broncos!
1.When you yeet so hard it becomes a UNIVERSAL NAY NAY
2. When everyone nay nays at the same time
"bruh, you just yeeted every one"
"they just got UNIVERSAL NAY NAYED"
The people there are either homophobic or in the closet and the homophobic ones are the same people that try to convince you they’ve never sinned in their life. They used to kick people out for being gay until it was illegal. They can get away with damn near everything because it’s a private school. The same RAs that go to the bars and drink are the same ones snitching on students for drinking. Even if you are 21 and off campus you’re not allowed to drink but obviously people do it anyways. If you’re on probation for drinking that just means you’re hot. The education department sucks. Only good thing about it is Jesus.
girl: Hey i’m thinking about going to Spring Arbor University
guy:You shouldn’t because it sucks ass
A region of space outside of any universe, a world between worlds.
With the same logic as interstellar space is a region devoid of any stars.
The big bang occurred in inter-universal space where there was no laws of physics until it was altered with the hot soup of the baby universe