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The bro unicorn. The safest and best of all bros.
Austin bros have money, but not too much money (or they would never want you to feel uncomfortable with their net worth). They enjoy pools, 4 to 6 weeks of vacation a year, mid sized SUVs with aggressive off-road capabilities with a car wash membership close by. But they are also anti-historical bro — they don’t care for sports, hate fraternities, don’t bang loud obnoxious angry music, respect women, drink responsibly, not in good ol boy clubs, don’t care about clothing brands (as long as it’s the brands they care about), didn’t go to upper end colleges, don’t wear axe all the times but only on the most special of occasions.
This is the safest version of a bro that exisits. These are loyal bros. Great husband and dad material, masters on the grill and smoker, and excel at odd hobbies like fly fishing and urban gardening.
Austin bro vehicles:
4Runner TRD’s (usually blacked out)
Ford Broncos (2” lift)
Sometimes f150’s (if they have boats)
Austin bro wardrobe:
Howler brothers
Vuori
Levi’s
Surf brands
Austin bro can defined through a Saturday morning text: Hey Bro, bring the kids over poolside today. I’m throwing a brisket on and I brought some IPA’s back from our trip out west.
Usually a white male between 30 and 40 years of age. Wears affliction clothing and lots of axe. Not typically as much of a douche bag as "bros" but still tries to act the "tough guy" role. Usually married with kids, the old bro, tries to cling to youth by dressing and working out with real bros. Can be spotted by their lack of matching clothing, and they are usually injured because they try to keep up with young bros at the gym.
Dude, that old bro busted his knee trying to squat too much. But he does have a pretty rockin affliction shirt on.
Bro Bromance Brosanity
The owner of any Subaru WRX, who does or has done any combination of the following:
-Modified a WRX
-Broken a WRX by modifying it
-Started any sentence with “I read on the forums...”
-Vapes
-Referred to someone with any car as “my buddy”
-Installed any decals on any window on any vehicle, especially across the top third of the windshield, or the top corner of the rear glass
-Referred to any repair or replacement as a ‘build’ or a ‘swap’
“See that Rex bro? He bought a 22B Brighton and did a full STI swap with a TD04 and coil overs, stage 2 clutch, Cobb access port, turbo timer, TGV delete, Perrin master cylinder stopper, and a short throw, then he took it to his buddy’s shop and had it tuned. It’s putting 440 at the wheels.”
“I’ll give him 500 bucks for it.”
To take a heaping scoop of protien poweder or workout supplements by mouth without mixing before hand.
I do not want to clean my shaker bottle so I will just bro scoop it.
litness over load, too cool for school, homies 4 life, I am the realist , pew pew, die today, in the Gucci gang, lil uzi vibes, danky as hell, mémés, shit convos, I did the pipi, milk milk, my egg dropped, where is it?
me and my white homies are Gucci bros
A bro (of any gender) who goes out of their way to spread the word about nuclear energy as a reliable, safe, and stable alternative to fossil fuel energy. They are ready and willing to debate anti-nuclear rhetoric and seeks out conversations to help dispel the veil of ignorance about nuclear power.
Dude 1: Hey have you talked to Nick today?
Dude 2: Yeah he sent me a meme about Nuclear power.
Dude 1: Ha yeah Nick is a total Nuclear Bro.
Dude 2: Bro has uranium fever man, #NuclearBro.
(n) the brief one (usually a male) gives his friends (also usually males) on the information/topics the friends are allowed, or more specificaly, NOT allowed to discuss when they meet one's signifcant other.
Daryl forgot to give Brian and Clay a bro-brief about about Daryl's neighbors, Jamie & Christina, before Brian and Clay met Daryl's wife.