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When you are in a conversation and clearly state that you "have to go/gotta run," but the other person KEEPS talking at you.
Person one: "I have to go make dinner.."
Person two: "Okay. Well anyway, let me tell you this funny story about my neighbor...."
Person one: "No means no! This is ear-rape."
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Thomas Walker, from Austin College, heavily addicted to rape and enjoys it on a daily basis
James Walker got raped by Thomas Walker the Rape Addict
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This is a term used when someone messes up on something or fails badly.
Guy 1: Crap, i got a F on that test
Guy 2: Yeah, you raped the donkey on that
Guy 1: Oh damn, someone stole my bike
Guy 2: Haha, shame. You raped the donkey
Guy1: Fuck you. Go rape a donkey.
Guy 2: Just cause you did
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when blue balls occur on a full moon, it triggers a chemical in balance in ones brain changing them into a rapping werewolf.
known as the rape wolf
Origin of the Werewolf Legend
first person to have been said to have been a werewolf was
Peter Stubbe. also might be the origin of peter and the wolf
15th to 17th century, Europe
look it up
Lucian: Sandra shall we fornicate this night?
Sandra: uhhh maybe,tomorrow i have a headache
Lucian: but it's our honey moon!!!
Sandra: good night dear. ZZZZzzzzzzzzzz (buzzz buzz buzz buzzz)
Lucian: ahhhh blue ballls hurting...something happening...inside of me
HOWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thus rape wolf was born seeking vengance on those who gave him blue balls
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To be beaten by your opponent.
Jonh looses all his money to Norm playing poker = Norm has just officially Anus-Raped John.
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noun. pony tails or pigtails, especially the latter, because they can be used as handles during intercourse
My hair is being unruly today. I think I'll put up some rape handles.
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Illegitimate Rape, as defined by the Republican Party, is rape in which 2 consenting adults role play a rape fantasy involving the woman being vigorously tortured by the other party usually ending in what scientists are calling "The Money Shot".
"Ohhh no no no don't worry. Why? Because it was Illegitimate Rape this time."
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