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Now we've been every place between here and south Sioux
And we've seen us a truck-stop waitress or two
But this gal's built like a burlap bag full of bobcats
She's got it together
-C.W. McCall
Your bedsheets
mom-Son whe- IS THAT A FAG BAG FULL OF PISS!!!
you-UUUUUUUHHHHHHH NO!!!
that guy in it-Oh yes daddy it is.
your dad-we need some almond milk and normal milk, BYE BYE FUCKERS!!!
usually when a person is eating, someone says something that makes you feel full.
often times this can usually mean that you’re upset, grossed out or mad at someone because of what they said
person 1: *eats*
person 2: “you look like a pig, stop stuffing your face.”
person 1: “you made me full since you said such a comment like that.”
Went full-cab driver (v.): To go full-cab driver is to tell someone to fuck off out of here if they don't like your music. Then proceed to physically remove them if they fail to comply, as seen in the cult film, The Big Lebowski.
I was at work playing a Beatles cd, and a customer told me to change my music. I almost went full-cab driver on her.
When you're in a very small tent made for one or two people, on all four just Givin 'er to some lass
The smallness of the tent conformed to your body has the whole tent moving with every thrust
"Yeah I woke up this mornin' and saw the tent neighbor over there going at a Full-Body Tent Fuck around 7 o'clock"
When you drink so much alkohol that you could have filled a whole coocking vessel. Furthermore may you experience an extreme hangover, a bunch of random people sleeping next to you and the fact that you have most liklely attracted a plattera of different sexually transmitted diseases.
"Erik was full som en kastrull yesterday!"
"How come?"
"He bloddy stole a bike and allowed his friends to sleep in his flat"
"Sheeiiiit, I wounder if they even remember what happend between 6am and 8 am"
"I guess not, but we better not tell them"
When one gets home from school and thinks about doing homework for math class, then goes to look up what does Calculus really mean on the internet, but then he remembers that extremely hot chick in class with the cheerleader outfit, that was giving him the I wanna fuck stare, while pulling up her skirt a little to reveal her perfect gams, and then he gets severely distracted by the gigundous amount of porn there is on the nets, and decides instead to spend the rest of the evening shooting a load off. Then after shooting off waterfalls of cum, passes out and completely forgets he even had any homework at all.
In other words it means fulfilling your inner animal need to release sperm, or thinking with your dick, instead of using your intellect to figure out things like math, in the thinking fucking part of the brain.
Math Teacher: "Ok everyone, turn in your homework, oh guess what we have a surprise test today!"
McFly: "Aw shit I spent the night looking at porn and beating off, cause Mary Jane Rottencrotch keeps giving me the fuck me eyes in her cheerleading uniform."
Biff: "Oh man well you're fucked. I guess you forgot to do MY homework too, man quit jerking off McFly."
Mary Jane Rottencrotch:"Were you thinking of me when you were spanking?"
McFly:"Dammit quit being so hot. Why can't I just do my homework instead of slapping the salami all the time?"
Math Teacher: "That's because you are young, dumb and full of cum."
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