The act of tickling someone's testicles while proceeding to gobble like a turkey
Johnny:*Proceeding to act like a Testicle Ticklin' Turkey*-"Goble goble goble goble goble" *tickles testicles*
Dan- "I told you to stop doing this Johnny"
The fear foreigners (especially Syrians) have of spending the rest of their lives working 12 hours a day in Turkey.
Hey Yasser. What's up? Do you still live in Turkey?
Hey Timo. Yeah , and I'm afraid that I started suffering from Turkey-phobia.
A woman from the turf that engages in turf antics, usually has multiple baby daddies
That girl over there is a Turf Turkey
When one with testicles places their testicles on someone else's neck.
When I woke up after drinking too much, he was turkey necking me!
when you butt chug Champagne on thanksgiving by shoving a champagne flute up your ass and then pull the glass out so your anus prolapses, causing a “turkey neck”
hey bro, do you wanna get some turkey necking in before family dinner?
An individual or group of individuals that carry excess body mass in/attached to either their abdominal cortex, gluteus maximus or thigh areas. This can also occur in a combination of these areas or all at once.
The excess body mass in these cases can be mistaken for holding or 'smuggling' turkeys within their undergarments.
Jeff, Sara, Tristan and Betty went to the store and couldn't believe the amount of people smuggling turkeys.
"Look at those turkey smugglers...that man is certainly smuggling at least 2 turkeys and his lady at least 3"
When one person performs oral favors to a man of advanced age.
Emily loves her sugar daddy. She's dabbing on a turkey every night.