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anal spiral

When you pull anal beads from ones anus with such vigour and force that the sphincter turns itself inside out in a spiral motion. Leaving behind what looks like a balloon end on an acid trip.

Hey have you seen Andy today?
Yeah he's had to go to hospital after playing with his anal beads with Simon, got a bad case of anal spiral

by Dirty Doctor Johnson July 07, 2015


arizona anal

When anal sex is so rough it burns like the desert.

Last night my boyfriend and I tried Arizona anal

by Baldbeavers August 25, 2017


Anal herpes

When you get so butthurt it periodically flares back up again.

Bro, your butthurt over losing the pottery contest has turned into full blown anal herpes

by comradegrizzly December 26, 2021


Anal Tourette’s

An affliction that makes a person blurt out farts involuntarily. Usually brought on by poor dietary choices the night before that may include the Killer B’s: Burritos, Beer, and Bourbon. Only 5% of this type of Tourette’s may include spatter/leakage, but that percentage has been known to fluctuate. Unlike true Tourette’s, anal Tourette’s is a temporary syndrome that can be easily remedied.

J: How are you feeling today?
S: I’ve been better. I haven’t left the bathroom much today as I’m suffering from Anal Tourette’s.

by Mr Hugh Jade August 30, 2019


anal walrus

a guy who always hogs a womans anus in bed, or always wants a womans anus,
or, a person being a complete douche !~

"ohmaigawd, richarD is such an anal walrus!~"
or,

" omaigawd, stop being an anal walrus, already!~"

by thatrandomfuckfaceemo January 23, 2014


Anal Betray

When he or she betrays your back orifice, it's that simple.

Annie: Did you hear how Daniel anal betrayed Cassandra?
Sam: With that hairbrush instead of his dick?
Annie: Mhm, what a dirtbag.

by The betrayed bottom. January 01, 2021


Anal Cavalier

Pure solid geezer that goes on bare quests in a person's (usually a peng tings) anal passage.

My grandad is a crazy anal cavalier

by Beltazar November 10, 2017