A naughty man that is obsessed with eggs and will do anything to obtain them, including but not limited to stealing from poor old ladies, selling his body and pure raging when the shop sold out.
That lads a eggy menace, he just broke my grans jaw for a egg and cress sandwich.
A woman who is obsessed with clocks
Wow That woman is a serious clockophile
That gimp denied my solid piece of artistry they got a bare lack of art
A dirty dirty little sex pest that will fuck your nan and dad in the same afternoon. Usually their names begin with a, b, c or l, but never lee.
Those lads are proper penard cockers tell ya.
A devastatingly handsome man in possession of glorious long hair. Often found to have the name Lee and is usually found in the colour of brown.
Yo that guy has some glorious glowing locks I bet he has a huge ballbag too.
Fuck me I'd smash her back doors in
F.M.I.S.H.B.D.I. she's well peng like send me nudes piff ting
A sour lad that gets pure devastated on mortal kombat
That kid is a salty pringle