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National suck your friends off day
Guy 1: Hey man guess what
Guy 2: what?
Guy 1: its april 12th you know what that means
Guy 2: noooooo *runs*
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The day the world is going to end...
Bro is it April 18 2018?
Yep, get ready for 👽
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Specifically pertaining to a ski-season.
As April arrives and the end of winter approaches - bar-staff, chalet hosts, ski instructors all realise it is the last week or two to get laid. As horniness and desperation rates soar, inflated levels of grimy, grotty one-night stands are recorded in ski-resorts across the world.
Guy1: Wow, did you hear that Dad shagged our chalet host last night?
Guy2: Not the hot one?!
Guy1: Yep - classic April Panic Shagging
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Somewhere between the cut off for May/December relationship. Calculated the years you live by months in the year, plus the age gap between them.
Say they live 84 years. That's 7 years per month.
April-June Romance.
Example: Your 26 so that's almost 4 months. So you're mid April. I'm 42 which is 6 months. So...June. April-June Romance.
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People who were born on April 22 are extremely talented individuals who can rise very high in the world. Yet, being unconventional, they may choose to ignore obvious opportunities. Although they have considerable talent for handling money, they have very little respect for material possessions.
i have a April 22nd birthday (•‿•)
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April 12th is the day where the hottest boys are born! Ladies y’all better want a man born on April 12th! 😘😘
He’s soooo hot, he must’ve been born on April 12th
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This is a day for sexual pranks, April 2nd. You can cum in your hand and stick it in a sexy girl's hair. You can draw a picture of a penis and tape it to a sexy girl's back or ass when she isn't looking. Or if your a female, you can cum on your hand and stick in a sexy guy's hair. You can draw a picture of penis and tape it to a sexy guy's back or ass when he is not looking. It's similar but different.
: Hey dude, it's April fuck day. I came on a sexy girl's jacket today. She didn't know it... but I did. President Culmen's a genius for designating "April fuck day" an official day of the year. It's 5050, it's about april fucking time. Haha.
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