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When you go to a bathroom to take a shit and vape/juul simultaneously
Could I go to the bathroom to take a foggy dump?
a depression dump is a person that cares about so many people and wants to help them, but when they ask for help people call them selfish.
person a: my cat died :(
person b: how can I help? wanna talk about it?
person a: awe thanks! byeeee
person b: hey my grandma died...
(things person a would say)
"oop-"
"oof"
"that sucks lol"
"stop dumping your issues on me"
person b: am I just your depression dump?
When you take a huge shit before having sex
"Lick my butt and call me a banana"
"Hang on, I'm gonna dump and pump"
"Did you see your girlfriend last night?"
"Yeah, I went over and did a quick dump and pump"
A "Steam Dump" is a term used when a mod developer uploads their mod to the Steam Workshop but neglects to update or maintain it over an extended period, effectively abandoning it.
"Man, that mod I downloaded last month hasn't been updated since. It's just sitting there like a steam dump."
When you are promised a double medic truck and at the last moment the other medic calls off or leaves so the medic is dumped. Typically left with a driver.
I got medic dumped so I am now by myself for 24 hours. I am no longer dual medic and just a single medic ambulance.
Medic dumping is when a dual medic loses one medic. Usually to go fishing.
Using smart while moving your bowels causing you to spend longer that required squating on the turd catcher
I took a smart phone dump earler , took me two hours to realise i only had to piss
Having a poor diet being reflected in the flavour of one's semen.
Oh Christ, Rick! What have you been eating? You're dumping onions