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Someone who feels entitled to get what they want at the expense of others and then gets sad when there is resistance or their manipulations backfire in their face and they are faced with the consequences of their actions.
After being found out for having an affair the sad sausage tried to get their partner to believe they wouldn't do it again.
a flaccid male penis - to hang about loosely
Man I can't get any ladies with this sad sausage in my pants.
an abandoned poo - a fecal figure left all alone
There is a sad sausage on my lawn from your dog last week.
Same as a penis pump, a gadget that is advertised increase the size of a person's penis.
By using a penis pump, the underendowed celebrity was able to substantially increase the length and girth of his penis. He found that this sausage inflator also intensified his ejaculation and orgasm experiences.
Suck a dick but without actually saying it
You know what bitch suck a meat sausage
I be u like sucking meat sausages hahaha
A bar composed primarily of insecure men. Patrons of sausage bars make anti-homosexual remarks, yet seem a little too close to their "bros".
"Hey let's go to <insert bar name>!"
"That's a sausage bar but I'm feeling my bros, let's go!"
A beautiful dish comprising of a sausage base, custard middle and spray cream top. This eloquent desert originated from Bristol UK.
Can you please make sausage suprise