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When you fuck someone in the ass, quickly pull out and while the hole is still gaping open, turn around and shit in their ass so they then have to squeeze your turd out of their butt, thereby having the poo "twice baked".
I gave her a twice baked potato and she won't call me anymore.
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Having to do with a tremendously fat person (a rude catchphrase)
Look at that huge kid, all meat and no potatoes.
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During sex, One gets a hot bowl of mashed potatoes,and spoon feeds his partner with his penis.Also he can use his penis like a catapult to Fling the Mashed Potatoes into his partners mouth.
Did you bang her yet?
>Yeah,we did freaky stuff,I gave her a Mashed Potato Johnson and It flung into Clarissa's eye
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When some one stuffs their bra with buttered potatoes to make it look like that have boobs xD
Bob : Sheila Do You Have Buttered Potatoes In Your Bra?
Sheila : Why yes Bob i do would you like some?
Bob : No thanks they look mouldy ^w^
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when a farmer has sex with any type of farm animal and then kills it and feeds it to a gay man
Gay man:OMG this pig is sooo good whats your secret?
Farmer:oh its creamed potato
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Someone who is extremely attractive, but has really no personality. In fact they have so little personality it is comparable to a potato hence the name.
Me: Ben is a pretty little potato.
Friend: What is a pretty little potato?
Me: You know someone who is hot, but really bland, like a raw potato.
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One of the best fucking appetizers on the planet. Basically just the outer skin of a potato filled with stuff like cheese, bacon, and/or chives. Top it with sour cream and boom.
Dude holy shit these loaded potato skins are so good.
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