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A bunch of nerds with no life that spend 25 hours a day studying math and making bad jokes about bar ilan studying materials. They have been in the same program for the majority of their life. If you encounter a bar ilan attendee the best thing to do is to call the cops and run
You Are a bar ilan attendee?
Yes
Get the f*** away from me you f***ing need, I'm calling the cops right now
A now-closed drinking establishment formerly located in the East Village neighborhood of Manhattan. It was widely considered to be New York City's premier location for getting yourself stabbed or picking up a communicable disease.
Guy 1: After the Mars Bar, then what?
Guy 2: The doctor.
When something is just true. A fact. Right.
Jacob: Yo, Pirates of the Caribbean 3 is the best movie ever.
Noah: Bars on Mars.
Adj.
Something so incredulous or amazing that the greatness of the act, situation, joke, or statement can only be described as "Whammy Bar Status"
Not to be confused with "wammy bar"
"That back flip, hand spring, twister, double double tuck was totally Whammy Bar Status!"
When single people hangout at bars until they find someone to go home with for the night… or weekend!
“What are you doing tonight?”
“Bar camping!”
Where are you sleeping tonight?
“I don’t know yet! I’m bar camping.”
Single people hang out at a bar until they find somewhere to sleep that night.
“What are you doing tonight?”
“Bar camping!”
A car boot loaded with alcohol, a trick invented by Punjabi Uncles in Britain during the 90s/early 2000s, in case their favourite drink was not served at a function.
(AKA "Car Bar")
Punjabi Uncle 1: There's no Black Label at this wedding, only Chivas!
Punjabi Uncle 2: Relax, I've got like 6 bottles in my boot.
Punjabi Uncle 1: Of what?
Punjabi Uncle 2: Two bottles of Black Label , 2 bottles of Bacardi, 2 bottles of Chivas and a 24 pack of Stella Artois pint cans
Punjabi Uncle 1: So then it's a full-on Boot Bar, ennit?
Punjabi Uncle 2: Of course, Paaji!