French

The only reason America had managed to win the American Revolution between 1765 to 1791.
Also being the reason for America gaining literally half of it's landmass from the Louisiana Purchase.
Pretty much a large portion of America exists ONLY because of the French.

Person A: Hey what's that guy eating?
Person B: Oh it's Casu Marzu, he must be French.

French

a language that is actually extremely impractical and ugly, but sounds magnificent to those who don't speak it.

"that sexy guy even speaks French"

"ok"

French

French sucks

-French teacher-HEY YOU YOUR TALKING IN ENGLISH THAT IS NOT ALOUD IN MY CLASS
-Student-you suck MADAME CUSACK!!!!

french

the language spoken by baguette people

i speak french because i'm a baguette guy

French

Anything or anyone that is gay.

"Yo, you see that guy over there "?
"You mean the French looking guy"?
"Yeah, what a fag".

French

An awful group of people. They should be gotten rid of decades ago. If you are French we can still help you by going to a therapist

Person 1: I’m French

Person 2: Please go get help

French

A disease that currently infects 67.75 million people.

Person 1: What are you?
Person 2: I'm French!
Person 1: I'm so sorry