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An mf who gets payed millions to play basketball, but jerks himself off to the thought of not doing that and putting 100% of his energy into coffee.
Nicholas: Hey did you see the heat game?
Goatchard: Jimmy Butler was too focused on coffee to play bruh J
immy Butler: Did someone say coffee?
Nicholas and goatchard: shut your luh dumb ass up you fucking fiend
Jimmy Butler is a Professional basketball player that plays for the Miami Heat in the NBA. he is a bubble fraud who won’t win a title on good teams because he’s arrogant, disrespectful, and a really ass teammate. he is currently own by another NBA player Jayson Tatum along with Payton Pritchard and Derrick White
"Jimmy butler is such a bum, like bro didn’t even have an All-NBA selection this year 💀"
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Having period cramps after eating spicy food, when you're about to use the bathroom the small period blood clots are extremally uncomfortable, more than usual, because of the added spice, it turns your usually bleeding vagina into Mt. Krakatoa.
Did you hear about Lauren? She ate Spicy Ramen on her period, now she's got the jelly jam jimmies for the rest of the day!
The name of the antagonist starred in “In the Dead of Night.” His character is a mentally delusional man. You are tasked to find out his secrets.
“Watch out around the corner for Jimmy Hall.”
When 2 guys share the same condom and the 1st finishes in it.
Michael and I became jimmy twins after our threesome with Aimee. I can’t believe he forgot to bring protection!
A word used to show that during sex one of the partners ejaculated over three times, and the other partner ''cleaned up'' the mess.
''Hey Dan, I totally gave Vera a tripple jimmy last night.''
''Your sick, Dude..''
1) the act of falling or stepping into a body of water, usually a small creek. this usuallyy happens when the person jumps over it.
2) a person who is very unathletic or sports akward. usually used in the tense of frizbee or football.
Pull a Jimmy, Pulled a Jimmy, Pulling Jimmy
1) all the cross coutry member jumped over the very small creek. jimmy, on the other hand, fell in. "Man he pulled a Jimmy" commented Mark to Jarod.
2) Jimmy pulled a Jimmy when he reached for the frizzbee but smacked his head against it.