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crokk dick

Nicknamed after the infamous crokkpot, having a crokk dick is a derogatory term used to define a very small micro penis.

Man Tony went to fuck Hannah and she told me he has a crokk dick

by lityungin2 January 8, 2025


Dick me

Dick in me daddy fuck me harder

Dick me daddy

by Kamdog January 18, 2022


tiny dick slave

Pretty much Nick in a nutshell. It's exactly how it sounds.

Wow... Nick is such a fucking Tiny Dick Slave lmao

by Eternal_Sex_God December 26, 2016


Clit dick

A dick that’s so small it looks like a clit or a clit so big it looks like a dick.

“Dude she said grant has a clit dick.”
Bro dad cursed us with a clit dick”
“I was drinking with her and she whipped out her clit dick.”

by Littletickle July 9, 2022

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Yeast dick

When you get the flu and can't shower for a month straight, your dick gets dirty and yeast-infested

Jeff take a fucking shower, you got yeast dick

by Phaggotwithahardr September 12, 2017


dick cluster

A group of men jerking off and making truffle butter

"Hey dude wanna be in a dick cluster "
"Yes totally dude but no homo"

by VGZIGGY December 12, 2015


pinecone dick

When your dick has chips hanging off of it like a pinecone

OH SHIT!!!! Feel my pinecone dick

by Pinecone dick December 22, 2017