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May 7th is celebrated as National Cum In My Pants Day in observance of our brothers who couldn’t quite make it out.
“Hey Conner, did you seriously just cum in your pants?” “Yeah it’s okay, it’s National Cum In My Pants Day.”
Your girlfriend has to send you a picture of there pussy
This holiday is on April 2nd
boyfriend: Hey babe look what day it is
Girlfriend:Monday
Boyfriend:no national see pussy day!
Brush Your Teeth Everyday… Your Breath Stinks.
Get A Mint. Drink A Mouth Full Of Listerine. GODDAMN!!!
Me: Hey Sis! Guess What Today Is?
Her: What?
Me: Its NATIONAL BRUSH YOUR TEETH DAY!!
Her: Bruh…
Me: So Go Brush.. Everyday… Nonstop… its really bad..
Basically this is a day where it's set on August 18th which is my birthday and all I ever ask for is a blowjob from anyone. Requirements are people being 15 years old or 16+. Has to be a girl (Or a femboy)
Classic - ''Yo, it's my birthday which is Suck Classic Off Day!''
Random person: ''Want me to get on my knees?''
A time where everyone gathers to have a joyful holiday on February 11th
A national holiday that comes once a year on the beautiful day of November 7. We celebrate this day for big pimp which is the mr meaty. So errrbody get yo pimpin on ya diiiggg!!!
Wassup big pimp
Wassup nigglet
You on tha pimpin shi huh?
Hell yeah it’s national pimp day homie
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On the 26th of June 2020, Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy were confirmed to be in a relationship in the Harley Quinn Show!
Person 1: Its June 26th!
Person 2: That means today is Harlivy Day!