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"What Is National Chris Yetman Day? "
it's where you go naked for the day and send pictures of yourself to him, he also gives free foot massages and kicks them
it's the 9th of October! national Chris Yetman day
This day is celebrated on 16th of July. On this day you can fuck ur homie's mom and ur homie and his/her mother cannot reject u fucking his/her mom.
You: Hey John I am gonna fuck your mom, because its international Fuck Your Homie's Mom Day.
John: Oh ok go ahead.
May 14th: Dress up in an inflatable costume for a day!
"why are you wearing that"
"bro its national inflatable costume day!"
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You give a girl 30 Days if she doesn’t interest you, sucks or fucks you block her
Boy:Your 30 day policy is almost up
Girl:Oh?
On 25th march its common for spaghetti to rain. Just put your phone away and go outside and enjoy that spaghetti rain. Btw its very rare.
Brooo lets go outside its national spaghetti rain day
Anyone with curly hair has just today to show it all off and show pools with straight hair what their missing out on
Person- hey guess what
Person 2- what
Person-it’s national curly hair day get wrecked
April 7th is International Deathclaw Appreciation day, where you are obligated to appreciate the existence of the amazing deathclaw.
Person A: did you hear? today is International Deathclaw Appreciation day!
Person B: oh wow! i should boot up Fallout again, its been a while...