Someone or something that has little to offer. “ What the fuck? Look at that broke dick with that hot girl” or “ that restaurant is so broke dick. The food sucks and it’s full of dudes”
“What the fuck? Look at that broke dick with that hot girl” or “ that restaurant is so broke dick. The food sucks and it’s full of dudes”
what you call your dick if you have had more then 5 woman in a years time that have gone through a divorce/breakup
My friend said I have a divorce dick, after I had sex with a milf that just went through a hard divorce
The penis of a failed musician that is covered in a half an inch of bees wax.
Girl 1: "did u hear anita got back together with glen?"
Girl 2: "no way she told me glen has a micro liver dick"
Also known as PDS. Prominent dick syndrome is a condition in which an individual as a rather prominent dick.
Doctor: I have good and bad news. You have cancer. Also prominent dick syndrome.
Patient: Worth it.
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A play off of the word ridiculous; A moment of complete shock as a result of another person's moment of complete douche-baggery.
Guy 1 "Dude did you see Alex take a shit on that guy's car?"
Guy 2 "Yeah man that was so Ri-dick"
Dick in 'off' position. Very uninterested. Turned off.
She told me her boyfriend was bad in bed, I replied "Dick: off."