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When Matt Wagg takes a shit in Metro and it fucking smells like absolute shit
Matt took a shit and smells like a rotten ass wagg
what is: butt chugging a bottle of Everclear from Winco.
Correction DOESNT HAVE TO BE FROM WINCO BUT PLEASE 4 the LOVE OF GOD DO NOT DO THIS WITH ANY BOTTLE WITH A PERCENTAGE HIGHER THAN 60%.
also: u will die.
PS: NOT 4 THE FAINT OF Heart.
PPS: nothing.
I said what I said.
I typed what I typed.
Johnny: nigga youz a bitch boy hoe made. you won't do the Swedish ass whistle.
Bending over ass banging backwards. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.
I invented and made and created ganbjrast⤵️ass. by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior. ♥️.
Pointless actions or thinking; tomfoolery, bullshit or fuckery
To the irrelevant 🙄 - “I don’t care, you can hate me for no reason and Imma still go about my day the same way I did before…have fun with your ass assing ✌️”
Reply that guys sometimes hear when they complain about their problems
This guy at work always likes to say, ‘Hey, you’re a grown ass man’ whenever people complain. So I waited for him to complain, then I said, ‘Hey you’re a grown ass man,’ and he got this pissed off look on his face and didn’t say anything.
When you grab someone's locked iPhone and take photos of your or your friend's asshole. If you are feeling especially evil, you will fill the phone's memory with countless photos of the ole "puckered starfish".
Someone left their phone on their desk, time for an Ass Attack!
A funny/weird badge of choice awarded to the person getting the most ass in a set group of friends that is agreed to be worn at all times until they are "dethroned" by another member in the group.
I'm getting the Ass Badge tonight!