An individual who causes frustration to such an extent where they are a pain in the dick.
A person who nauseates you into wanting to cause road rage or scream out your window.
Someone who gets on your last nerve.
My son/daughter is such a dick fuck.
God, your such a dick fuck.
Slow the hell down you dick fuck.
Shoving something up the urethra in a sexual way.
(Note)
Can also be used as an adjective to describe mostly a personality
Would you like to dick fuck me?
Wow that guy is such a dick fuck
Dicked - The act of being messed with or being pranked.
Beatrix: OMG! Someone just threw a HUGE pile of turtle diarrhea on Farnsworth!
Darrin: It sounds like he just got DICKED!
Beatrix: No doubt.
When a man has a urethra on the top of his penis, rather than on the end, like the blowhole of a dolphin.
Oh look, here comes old Dolphin Dick!
A deformity which causes a male’s urethra to be placed on the top, of the tip of his penis; resembling a dolphins blowhole
Sarah: Mike’s dick is so weird! His pee hole is on the top of his dick.
Bethany: Oh, that’s dolphin dick.
When guys are asked about their conversation we call it Stroking Dick.
Hey were y’all hanging earlier ?
Nah we were just stroking Dick
friction burn on penis after having sex fully clothed.
That girl last night gave me fric dick. She couldn’t keep her shorts out of the way.