tails up

"Tails up!" is a British expression sadly fallen into disuse. It was used to encourage people to high hearts and healthy optimism. Check idioms.thefreedictionary.

"Off you go lads, and tails up!" "We'll go to court with our tails up!"

got me fucked up in this hoe

When a mf buzzin, saying the most questionable shit that makes you think: "Do I kick it with this nigga on the daily or is he a crackhead, but fuck he right fr."

Person 1: Yo nigga I asked a bitch if it was pink and she said fuck you nigga!
Person 2: Gang you got me fucked up in this hoe, the fuck you doing asking a bitch that?

shut up mii main

you are a subhuman who does not deserve the right to speak to me

punky on twitter.com is talking? i will reply with shut up mii main

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level 5 gyatt rizz livvy dunne rizzing up baby gronk ice spice wat da dawg doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey board is a way to start a sentence. You only use this on special occasions. or when your rizzing up someone.

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Call out push ups

A form of currency amongst gamblers usually wagered in prop bets. If you owe someone call out push ups you must do them immediately without question as directed, anywhere, anytime.

Is also applied to sit ups or anything else bored gamblers can think of.

Call out push ups example:

Degenerate 1: 200 call out pushups I can beat you at backgammon?

Degenerate 2: Sure.

Minutes, months, years or even decades later..

Degenerate 2 in Degenerate 1's office in front of Degenerate 1's boss: I'll take ten right now.

Degenerate 1 does 10 push ups.

Degenerate 2: What time's your wedding tomorrow?

Degenerate 1: 4pm.

Degenerate 2: I'll see you then. You might wanna stretch out. I might cash in on all 190 so it's a day to remember 😊

shut yo bum ass up

when u havin a bad day and some random person is talking to u abt random shit u don't even give two kharas abt

person 1 :hey did you know that jason and troy were making out today
person 2: shut yo bum ass up

Geek'd Up

To be super happy and/or smiley.

She was on the phone with her boyfriend and was all geek'd up!