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bar ilan

A bunch of nerds with no life that spend 25 hours a day studying math and making bad jokes about bar ilan studying materials. They have been in the same program for the majority of their life. If you encounter a bar ilan attendee the best thing to do is to call the cops and run

You Are a bar ilan attendee?
Yes
Get the f*** away from me you f***ing need, I'm calling the cops right now

by Average magshimim Chad February 24, 2024


Mars Bar

A now-closed drinking establishment formerly located in the East Village neighborhood of Manhattan. It was widely considered to be New York City's premier location for getting yourself stabbed or picking up a communicable disease.

Guy 1: After the Mars Bar, then what?
Guy 2: The doctor.

by mondaymonday February 27, 2016


Bars On Mars

When something is just true. A fact. Right.

Jacob: Yo, Pirates of the Caribbean 3 is the best movie ever.
Noah: Bars on Mars.

by Capperonthemap November 23, 2021


Boot Bar

A car boot loaded with alcohol, a trick invented by Punjabi Uncles in Britain during the 90s/early 2000s, in case their favourite drink was not served at a function.

(AKA "Car Bar")

Punjabi Uncle 1: There's no Black Label at this wedding, only Chivas!

Punjabi Uncle 2: Relax, I've got like 6 bottles in my boot.

Punjabi Uncle 1: Of what?

Punjabi Uncle 2: Two bottles of Black Label , 2 bottles of Bacardi, 2 bottles of Chivas and a 24 pack of Stella Artois pint cans

Punjabi Uncle 1: So then it's a full-on Boot Bar, ennit?

Punjabi Uncle 2: Of course, Paaji!

by 5ecret5ingh January 7, 2025


Bar Mexico

Getting absolutely shit hammered at the local Mexican spot

Hey boys , y’all tryna go bar Mexico

by Jd3456 August 19, 2022


Titty-bar

A bar inserted threw a female's nipple

Hi sexy, I am coming over to lick your titty-bars.

by XXX Piercing June 23, 2022


African chocolate bar

When a black girl shits on your chest and proceeds to eat it off.

Shanquira gave me an African Chocolate Bar last night and I don't think I'll recover.

by Nigga 5 July 26, 2024