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butter my horse

to rub liquid (lotion, lube, cum) on a man’s genitalia.

when she came over, we had an amazing time, she buttered my horse and got right to it.

Before we had sex, I had to butter my horse.

by jb.cabb May 30, 2024


fall off your horse

A saying you shout when you hear a loud obnoxious car driving on a calm road

Johnny and Andrew were eating outside when they heard a loud car zoom past. They both yelled “Fall off your horse!”

by Parkingticket September 29, 2023


Horse fuck

A horse fuck is when somebody with a humongous dick, aggressively fucks someone while they are on all fours. The person must be wearing a horse mask and has to release their seed in the mask. Once the mask is full of yucky frosting, the partner will drink it out of the mask.

Last night Jamie horse fucked me, it’s been weeks and I still can’t even walk straight.

by All the way to the top November 29, 2021


quick horse

A form of beastiality that uses race horses for a quicky.

Oh man i went dow to the stables last night and javiers racer game me a nice quick horse

by Itsyaboiskinnypenisyeeee February 27, 2018


Trojan Horse Manoeuvre

When your trying to pick up a girl, and when you finally take her home... It's bigger than yours

I'll snag him with the old Trojan Horse Manoeuvre

by ExomperOf December 2, 2023


Crazy Horse

Crazy horse was born in 1842 time. She fought in the battles of Fetterman Fight, Battle of the Rosebud, Battle of the Little Bighorn. Crazy Horse was a Lakota war leader of the Oglala band in the 19th century. He took up arms against the United States federal government to fight against encroachment by white American settlers on Native American territory and to preserve the traditional way of life of the Lakota people. She had a daughter named They Are Afraid of Her. Crazy Horse died on September 5, 1877, Fort Robinson Museum & History Center, NE.

Crazy horse is awesome.

by Lilly Green December 7, 2020


I’d rather a good horse that’ll walk to the river, than have to buy 2 bad horses that will ultimately cost more in the long run

This is a common olden saying that was said a lot back in the olden days. I think I heard someone say this one time awhile ago. You'd rather have a horse that could walk to the water, than two horse that'll cost me more in the long run.

Man that reminds me of the saying "I’d rather a good horse that’ll walk to the river, than have to buy 2 bad horses that will ultimately cost more in the long run"

by PPHal December 12, 2023