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What liberals claim to believe in to give them moral superiority, without actually practicing.
This election people voted for hatred (Trump) over love (Hillary)
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love is an indescribal feeling that you try to put inti words but... fail,love is where you need this person to survive,love is where you do anythiing for this person you just need to then to live and breath love is where you hands get all sticky when you are with them,love is whe you try to make yourself not look like a dick in front of them,love is where you find it so so hard to tell them how you feel but yet you regret it if you dont!! but every good thing must come to an end = shame but it dose
etherlove it or hater it
guy 1 : dude i cant stop thinking about her and my hands keep getting all swetty i think i am in love what do i do ?
guy 2 : when was the last time you saw her?
guy 1 : five mineuts ago
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A euphemism for sex, including pre- and post-intercourse activities, though the person who uses it will in all likelihood deny this.
That lousy liar keeps saying he loves me, and the water hydrant in his pants is a testimony to his love.
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When your mom drives to your dorm to drop off pancakes
dude: my mom just drove to my dorm to drop off pancakes
dudette: awwwwww! <3
dude: thats love
dudette: ohana ^_^
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The feeling woman say they feel when they actually need the creditcard of the male(s) involved
Woman: I love you!
Man: I love you too!
Woman: Let's go shopping!
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Love is like a power struggle. Whoever loves the other less, has the power. This is because the person who loves the other more is more willing to do what it takes to prove their love. So the person who loves the other less can easily say "Do this for me...." and therefore has "the power." HOWEVER
If trust is a key factor in a relationship, the person without the power has to acknowledge that they don't have the power, and therefore either has to gain it, or trust their lover enough to have faith that they will use it well.
And that is why relationships are very hard to manage. Without true trust, the balance of power falls out and that is where people get hurt. The more simple solution to this problem is if the two people love each other equally, which, although much desired, is not easily accomplished.
Jack and Jill were happily in love, but Jack did not know that Jill did not love him as much as he loved her. Jill secretly had control over Jack, but power did not corrupt her heart. She sparingly used her power over Jack to maintain a healthy relationship and balance of love and power.
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To be terse, love is just a fancy euphemism for a barbaric mating ritual.
primate in love: Ooonga-turrnga!
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