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From state farm
Wife: Jake from State Farm at 2 in the morning, who is this
Jake from State Farm: This is Jake from State Farm
A true god that is so unstoppable that he can control time and space with the blink of an eye. They usally have a liking towards bees and often end up as the tax man of state farm. If you ever come across a Jake in battle it will be one of a lifetime and will often end with you paying with your blood or a fine of all your lives worth. The true Jake was said to have been born in -9 bc and was the one who split the time continuam to the way it is now with the 2 timelines, one after christ and the other filled by void and darkness called the negative timeline.
A blond fuckboy. Fat but doesn’t say he is. Typical jerk who plays with girls heart and makes fun of them when they feel offended. Makes women feel bad about their own body. A dick.
Person: Did you finally leave “jake”?
Person1: yeah, he’s a fucking DICK.
green bean
sometimes eats metal gears
on that nitro 24/7
a i r s o f t
lemmy award winner
"jake is the coolest person."
"yeah he's always on that nitro."
hes straight please olivia im not gay i swear to god LUNRE YOU KNOW IM STRAGIHT PLEASEE
A dumb fortnite player tha nobody loves. Thinks girls like him when the don’t.
“Omg is that Jake he is so ugly”