Jesus hole

Due to the Christian restriction on extra-marital sex, the Jesus hole is a synonym for a vagina.

Guy: I'm gonna fuck your Jesus hole real good.
Girl: No way, we're not married, put it in my pooper instead.

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Zombie Jesus

Someone whom believes himself to be a reincarnation of Jesus. He helps others while draining himself and is pretty much a martyr. He's also a pretty awesome person when you get to know him.

Dude! Help me out Zombie Jesus!

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Quicksand Jesus

Thank you, psycho bitch

I got my name from the Skid Row tune above

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Touched by Jesus

Great sex or forced rape, used by the rapist or by the victim at the police station the next day.

1.Wow! I feel like i was touched by jesus
2.Come here love and be touched by jesus (Rape)
3.He said to me would i like to be touched by jesus, sob sob.

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Zesty Jesus

Sexiest man on earth with a mission to preach truth about everything, from ice cream flavors to video game cosmetics. Even despite being hated by many.

"Zesty Jesus's new video was fire! I've never seen such a based take on a video game weapon!"

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jesus-1

Some pathetic loser on the Vestibule who's only topics are about his "Gay" tendancies. The dumb schmuck got pwn3d hard though, on the sex health and dating board.

Pathetic Liar on IGN. Only topics ever posted are about his gay tendancies.

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Jesus-ical

approaching, but not quite equal to the awesomeness of Jesus.

Man, you guys don't even know. Harbor Branch was Jesus-ical.

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