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european toilet

The girl that rejects you when you try too hard to get her goods.

May also means she spits and swallows.

"You have an incredibly sexy body, I like sex. 'My wife doesn't like anything"

"Ok, I'm sorry about your sad life, I'm not interested."
"You're a European toilet."

by BarRat December 10, 2016


Toileting

The act of shoving you're partners face into toilet water contaminated with mass amounts of diarrhea and piss.

Oh yeah, I just finished toileting.

by unncanny May 2, 2024


Toilet Triathlon

When you piss, shit, and puke all in the same trip to the bathroom.

Man that gas station sushi has me running a toilet triathlon last night.

by Bruhmaster42069 February 11, 2021


skibidi toilet hater

A person who disses or hates on skibidi toilet. If you find one of these people in the Gen Alpha, they might be the next pope.

Example 1:

some guy: skibidi toilet isnt that bad!
skibidi toilet hater: are u 5
some guy: how dare you disrespect skibidi toilet!
skibidi toilet hater: shut the fuck up please

Example 2:

some guy: did you hear Kyle is a skibidi toilet hater
another guy: he might be the next pope

by ihateandroidusers June 17, 2024

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alaskan toilet paper

Alaskan toilet paper is when you take a nasty ass shit and flatten it out with a rolling pin and freeze it and then use the frozen shit patty to wipe your ass after you take a shit

"fuck im out of toilet paper, looks like im going to have to make some alaskan toilet paper

by blakesmittty June 22, 2017


Sniff The Toilet

A word for when you ask the teacher to use the bathroom just so you can secretly skip a bit of class and they don't believe you.

Deniz: Mr.O, can I go to the bathroom?
Mr. O: What, so you can go sniff the toilet? You can wait until after class .
Deniz: C'mon man!
Mr.O: No.

by Richeal Mosen October 6, 2016


Scandinavian Toilet

The act of resting one's balls on another person's eyes sockets and then shitting in their mouth.

Tammy's breath smelled so bad; that she probably let Old Greg use the Scandinavian toilet.

by Ruffy3D2Y February 15, 2024