Pickle Up

When you see a girl so hot you imagine your penis in her

“Dude Sarah is so hot I pickle up everytime I see her”

pickled beats

A case of really sweaty balls

"After skating all day I had a bad case of pickled beats."

Pickle Clit

An enlarged clitoris that smells heavily of vinegar.

I would have went down on her but she had a pickle clit.

Blood Pickle

When a woman hovers over a sleeping person with their mouth open and slides a bloody tampon out of their vagina into the sleeping person's open mouth, giving you their "Blood Pickle".

"My wife was pissed at me when we went to bed last night. I was awakened by a fresh Blood Pickle in my mouth."

Trickle Pickle

(1) a word that describes a penis

I just pissed out of my trickle pickle

Pickle Press

PICKLE PRESS. PRESS. THAT. SHIT. AHHHHHHRGHRHGRHRHHHHH. So what is a pickle press you may ask?

Pickle press: the act of cooling the warm moist pickle on the nice and cool window. OR. the act of trying to get the pickle stuck IN WINTER TIME BECAUSE YOU ARE A MANIAC. anyway. Remember gizmoa lovely innocent cat. never. EVER. EVER PICKLE PRESS IN THE WINTER. Gizmo: *meow*. don't worry the cat will be JUST FINE. anyway. let's put the pickle press into a greater context of deeper understanding while we transcend into the wilker milker galaxy AND FIND THE ULTIMATE GIZMO PICKLE.

Gizmocat: *meows innocently*

(HELP. HELP ME. HELP HELP)

Kelly Gordys women: GORDY!

Gordy is at the window with his pickle up against the glass.

So now we are here and you have reached the end. Now you have a deeper UNDERSTANIDNG. sorry. Um. deeper understanding. of... THE PICKLE PRESS.

Pickle Press

Verby Erby: To press THE PICKLE........... PRESS THAT SHIT......................................

let's put the pickle in context.

Gizmocat: MEOW
Kelly Gordys women: GORDY!

Gordy is at the window with his pickle up against the glass

PICKLE PRESS:
to press THE PICKLE against the glass