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Secretly taking a dump while getting your cock sucked. Also known as a stealth bomber.
I ninja blumpkined Sally when she offered to give me head in the bathroom. Afterward she asked why I picked a toilet with a log already in it.
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An enlarged clitoris that smells heavily of vinegar.
I would have went down on her but she had a pickle clit.
When two males attempt "docking" using a Chinese finger trap.
Tonight in the ER we had to separate two guys who tried the Chinese Space Dock.
Fecal incontinence while wearing thong underwear, most commonly performed by extremely drunk females.
Sally pulled a log splitter last night after she passed out.
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รขยยnoun, plural. dirt ninja or dirt ninjas.
a member of a Native American tribe or society, skilled in martial arts and stealth, who uses primitive weapons to ambush trespassers.
I never saw that dirt ninja coming, shouldn't he be running a casino somewhere?
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