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Townsend Harris High School

An extremely competitive high school focused on humanities in Flushing, Queens, and is labeled as one of the "top high schools" in the city. It's got high SAT scores by students, a 100% graduation rate most years, and near perfect passing rates of state tests.

It's difficult to get in; an incoming student needs excellent grades. It's difficult to even BE in the school, as the workload is insane. A student's classes are all honors and APs, and additional projects called "collaterals" are added to the curriculum. The physical education program is also rigorous.

The most common complaint by attending students is stress from overwork. Another complaint is a suffering social life, or perceived lack thereof.

It is said that a 90 in THHS is worth a 95 in most public schools. Is that supposed to make us happy?

Child: I wanna go to Townsend Harris High School! I'm going to study like fuck!

Harrisite: How bout you just enjoy your youth?

by The Anonymous Person. June 19, 2008

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harry potter and the deathly hallows

The final book in the Harry Potter series in which it all comes down to the final battle between Harry Potter and Voldy. highly recomended.

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

by Flawless1.0 October 3, 2007

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ben harris has hooves

A phrase with many possible interpretations. Most commonly it is used to exclaim surprise and joy similar to "who'd have thought it?!" Derives from a character (Ben Harris) who grew hooves and surprised and delighted everyone with them in equal measure.

Ben Harris has hooves, we made it to the final!

by rawhidecopper October 23, 2008

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scale of 1 to harry potter

Used to scale anything in reference to a Harry Potter character, event or spell.

On a scale of 1 to Harry Potter, Eclipse was a Neville Longbottom. In other words, it had its moments

by sasquatch20 July 6, 2010

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Harry Potter and the Slay of the Yas

When you pause a harry potter movie, take a picture of harry potter with a girl snapchat filter on.

yesterday i performed a harry potter and the slay of the yas while watching harry potter and the goblet of fire

by kardashiankisses420 November 14, 2021


Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

The third and best book in the famous Harry Potter series by J.K. Rowling.

We meet Sirius Black (sex goddess! Fuck yea, best character fucking ever), and Remus Lupin. Both of them are orgasmic as fuck, and possibly the best characters in the whole series. This is the only Harry Potter book that does not include Voldemort himself as the "bad guy". Instead, Sirius Black, the eponymous prisoner of Azkaban, breaks out from the wizard prison, Azkaban, to supposedly go after Harry Potter and kill him. In reality, it's really Peter Pettigrew who killed all those Muggles and betrayed Lily and James to Voldemort, but everyone thinks Sirius is an asshole. When you actually meet Sirius, he's possibly the only character I ever actually fell in love with almost immediately.

LONG LIVE (irony ftw?) SIRIUS BLACK!!!!!

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Oh, Lupin's cool too, but Sirius is still better.

READ PRISONER OF AZKABAN - BEST BOOK IN THE SERIES!! It's also the first one where Gryffindor wins the Quidditch Cup (to Oliver Wood's enjoyment). YAY!!!!

k that's it. ENJOY!!!

Person 1: ZOMG I READ HARRY POTTER AND THE PRISONER OF AZKABAN AND FELL IN LURVEEEE
Person 2: I KNOW MAN, ME TOO :DDDD
Person 1: Sirius Black for the win!!
Person 2: And Lupin, don't forget Lupin!
Person 1: Easily PoA is the best book in the series.

by ValeriaAtWhitby May 14, 2009

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NPH (Neil Patrick Harris)

The only man in the world that can sparkle and still be sexy, talented, funny, and have people flock around him. In other words, the exact opposite of the pansy ass known as "Edward Cullen". A sheer god among mortals.

NPH (Neil Patrick Harris) presented at the Academy Awards wearing a sparkling tux and STILL looking fantastic and like a true star.

by JadedPromises March 8, 2010

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