Snow Mexican

Mexicans that have travelled far above the Southern border into the colder regions of the U.S. Most notably into the fishing communities of the Pacific NorthWest.

Me: "Man I thought I was the only Mexican stationed on Whidbey Island...but then I found a Taco Truck!?"

My friend: "Hell yeah bro, the Snow Mexicans are all over the islands around here!"

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mexican snowfall

When you cum on a chicks face and then push her down a staircase.

I busted all over her face then sent her for a mexican snowfall.

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Northern Mexican

A Canadian, usually rides a Harley, says "Eh" a lot and wears a touque and earmuffs at the same time.

Bob and Doug McKenzie are examples of Northern Mexicans.

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Mexican River

like the Los Angeles river, If U must lift leg to cross then its a mexican river

on trip to benjimn hill in old mexico I cross 4 mexican river eat 100 mexican fly's & got sos shit ..
Muy bueno trip...no?

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Mexican Drought

When you try to ejaculate in a girls hair but nothing comes out, then throw her down some stairs, same as mexican avalanche but nothing comes out

I was going for a mexican avalanche but nothing came out, so i gave her a mexican drought

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mexican fighter

mexican fighter uses boxing gloves and eats lots Chile !

I'm a retired mexican fighter, my father is a retired mexican fighter. I just found out my dad has diarrhea.
now I'm a slap happy mexi with a crap happy daddy no mas hot-a-leta chiles for me! does it get better than this?

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mexican law

Possession is nine-tenths of the law ( si, si senior ! )

Hombre why don't you give me that old thing I fix it for you, its mexican law, You know laws of UR own cuntry.

We no hurt you, we don't go udf sometimes we go over da fence.

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