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A woman who swallows cum after oral sex
I wont need any dinner this evening I have a belly full of cock snot!
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When you receive a hand-job through your pants or some other form of clothing usually through a pocket
Zack: Dude I thought you and that girl were gonna go somewhere and do something
Alex: No she game me a pocket full of sunshine right in front of everyone
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A Cargo Plane Full Of Hurtin is when someone is really nasty, fat or just obnoctious, there are 100 hurin boxes in a cargo plane in a hurtin box there are 12 hurtin units.
Me: Hey Man, Did You see Chrissy Lately?
Friend: Yeah Man, She Looked Like "A Cargo Plane Full Of Hurtin"
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The act of getting so drunk that you don't know nor care that you have just totally shit you pants, usually with a sticky burning goo.
Dude did you see that loser, he was was pants full of shit drunk.
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A traffic light that turns from yellow to red just as you get there and causes you to have to wait until the signal runs it's full cycle before it is your turn to pass. Seemingly stays red forever.
Usually at an intersection that includes turn arrow signals for cars making left turns.
Full-cycle red lights are commonly experienced while lost in the city. See the Law of wrong way.
I would have been there on time, but every intersection I came to was a full-cycle red light. Consequently, I was 15 minutes late for the Boss's meeting. FML.
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A fagina full of aids belongs to a person that has been infected with the aids virus. Once you get the aids virus you become a fagina full of aids. Also a fagina full of aids is a cup that represents a vagina and a strainer represents the condom. When cream is poored into the condom it falls into the glass too through the strainer causing the fagina to become full of aids.
FAGINA..FULL..OF AIDS..
You are a fagina full of aids.
WTF OMG A FAGINA FULL OF AIDS WTF?!
"Do you want a fagina full of AIDS?!?!"
"No?"
"Then don't use a condom :@"
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ice fishing with numerous unattended fishing poles, when a fish becomes hooked on one of the poles, everybody that sees it rushes to be the first person to grab it thereby claiming the fish as thier own. usually degresses to tripping, throwing things at people, and hockey style checking fairly quickly. players usually incur injuries and broken fishing equiptment.
dude i broke my favorite ice fishing pole and two ribs full contact ice fishing yesterday, but i got that 26" char.
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