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When you mix various substances into your semen (doesnt have to be yours). Then drink the sweet nectar you just made.
In the morning i need a pick me up so i make a protein wank
A "Wank Stamp" is a child produced from masterbation, when the women rolls over and the "Sperm" enters the Vagina.
You just a " Wank Stamp "
Using an implement (e.g. cotton bud) to penetrate the ear canal repeatedly.
Is Jan cleaning his ear out, he’s been doing it for ages. No, he’s ear wanking
An arse wank is when you stick your fingers in your arse and have a wank. You can either stick your fingers in your arse and wank your cock, or stick your fingers in your arse and move them in and out and wank your arse.
Oh gosh I had such an arse wank last night, my arsehole exploded and it looks like the mariana's trench!
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The images played out in your "wank bank" as you proceed to knock one out
Imaginative stimulation when there is no pornographic material to hand
( 2 very attractive ladies walk by) .... Those 2 hotties will be lezzing off in my wank theatrics tonight