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The act of peeing in your lovers butt, then laying on the bed while they stand over you and spray your piss all over your face! It's the Unlimate Golden shower!
"I hope you're into some freaky shit because tonight you're giving me the Ultimate Golden Shower!"
Boxing in the shower with a male partner whose testicles become used for boxing practice similar to a speedbag.
John, honey, can we have a Shower Boxing session later?
Of course, sweetie, anything for you.
It is a term for overeating and decide to vomit it all out in your partners anus, then you wait for your partner to shit it back on your face, This being called a DJ Grooves shower referring to a fat character who eats so much.
Kevin: man i gave my girl a DJ Grooves Shower last night and my girl didnt like it
Vector: drop her man she's not worth it
During a really hot shower when you gently breathe out of your nose and an awesome, mind-cleansing snot demon thrusts out of your face; and you feel freshly birthed.
Shower booger is the noun; shower boogering is the verb. Shower buggering is not a good idea because water makes for a poor lubricant. Splurge for lube, trust me.
K-Y, under normal conditions, is one of the best lubes out there when taking into consideration cost versus performance. It has nice mouth feel, has some good legs for marathons and food challenges, it's dolphin-safe, and gluten-free. Add in the fact it's priced competitively and you have what I consider to be the Honda Accord of lube - a bit bland, sure, but reliable, user friendly, and a good overall value.
But that doesn't mean K-Y is perfect. It contains an ingredient called "glycerin," which is a humectant, meaning it draws moisture to the area where of application. In sub-zero temperatures, as highlight bybthe autist above, K-Y becomes a liability. The more moisture drawn, the greater likelihood of bonding persons engaged in coitus or even individuals engaged in masturbating with a seal carcass like that one time I went to the North Pole.
That's why I recommend that anyone having intercourse in freezing temperatures use Astroglide. It contains no glycerin and is thus less likely to inadvertently "glue" things to other things. Also, it contains aloe vera, which can help sooth irritated skin caused by micro abrasions that develop from extended anal sex or after jerking off with 600 grit sandpaper just to see what happens.
When a man takes a piss in a girl's bootyhole, then she stands over him & lets the piss rain down on him from her ass.
Yeah baby, squat over daddy & gimmie that Okinawa Shower.
The act of jumping in the shower to avoid someone.
My mom came home and saw that i was late for school so i shower dodged her and snuck out the back.
Protective head gear used whilst showering. A shower beret is similar to a traditional shower cap however this nifty little thing is made from rubber material and integrates the shape of a regular beret.
A shower beret is heaven on the hair in style