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A Fictional animal created by the country of Australia to scare tourists, this national joke has extended to the point of folklore amongst aussies and is similar to the Left Handed Spanner to mechanics/tradies.
According to the story: The drop bear is similar in appearance to the Koala however it is extremely fast (much unlike the Koala) and mysterious, razor sharp claws and the unusual tendancy to drop from high trees to attack people walking under the tree. The bear then goes about decapitating/maiming the victem then disappears into the night.
This story has been used many a time to convince neive tourists, who are already convinced everything in australia wants to kill them that even the crowded city isn't safe because every tree may potentially harbor a bear.
2. The only animal Steve Irwin could not catch on request.
Aussie: "I wouldn't camp there if i were you mate - drop bears you see."
Tourist: "Oh no, what are they??"
Aussie: "Nasty things drop bears, worse than the snakes, spiders, sharks and sea-life put together..."
Tourist: "I don't believe you"
Aussie: "You see this scar *points at nasty scar* - that was a drop bear"
Tourist is terrified - Aussie is laughing on the inside
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When a guy goes down on a girl while she is on her period, causing his face to look like a polar bear who just ate a seal.
After he went Polar Bear on his girlfriend he had to wash off the blood from his face.
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Ker bear is a nickname for a girl called keren who is beautiful smart funny and has an amazing personality Ker bear aka keren is known for her body and her voice that sounds like an angel . Ker bare is also known for her popularity And personality she cheers her friends up and is good with advice .
Awww keren is such a good friend her nickname is Ker bear
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A chubby hairy hipster male who enjoys having honey smeared on his back side and group fucked by 400+ pound hairy men while eating seeds and berries.
I am as so glad to be the baby bear with my dad and his friends after leaving the micro brewery last night.
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A bear of the name of cugy aka Thomas Coggrave - A stressy little girl
cugy bear likes men more than women
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The Roman name for bold, brave, manly King Arthur. Also the name of the small, curvy, girly model Artos the Bear from ArtosTheBear.com
"That is the returned king of legend; King Arthur himself!"
Or:
"That Artos the Bear girl doesn't look like a bear at all!"
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A woman (typically a mother) who rejoices in her eternal laziness and lack of motivation. These qualities usually yield a soft, delicate, doughy physique, resembling that of a mama bear (hence the term "fat bear") While the appearance of a fat bear is commonly as described above, the term embodies an attitude more than a physique. Fat bears are heavy drinkers, and pretend they exercise when attending yoga, pilates, or barre classes. They exaggerate every emotion and feeling they experience - aka major drama queens. They are easily irritated and demand a lot of attention. Fat bears hibernate all year long.
P: What the heck, Sarah was so moody today, and she probably had like five margaritas at the lodge while everybody else skied.
E: Makes sense, she's a fat bear.
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