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A gathering of bros where high amounts of cookies and beer are consumed. Popular among frat boys. With the last syllable stressed as "brah".
Hey you guys going to the bro braugh tonight?
The greatest Promo artist in the World. Better then anybody in PFT or UPW!
Rode Bro is better than everybody!
Getting caught in the vicious cycle of karma for not being a bro.
An example is when AJ did not grind for his bro's, later because of bro karma a friend who was annoying him, mistakenly spilt bong water on him.
ahmed bro is a living god he is a gigachad ie is the drippiest an so halal mode
yesssssssssssssssssssss ahmed brooooooooooooooooo
the most unexpected trio in history, which generally consists of childhood friends turned stoners, who spend too much money at the movie theatres.
the youngest is the social light of their dark pit and can make you smile within second, that is if she likes you.
the middle member is the wisest with the beauty of a rose she is blind to.
and the eldest is a socially awkward intellectual that will piss anywhere.
Woman 1: ughh those three young girls reek of the devils lettuce.
Woman 2: is that a vase they have in their bag??
Woman 3: you two are absolutely clueless. don’t you know those are the cinema bros??
The bro unicorn. The safest and best of all bros.
Austin bros have money, but not too much money (or they would never want you to feel uncomfortable with their net worth). They enjoy pools, 4 to 6 weeks of vacation a year, mid sized SUVs with aggressive off-road capabilities with a car wash membership close by. But they are also anti-historical bro — they don’t care for sports, hate fraternities, don’t bang loud obnoxious angry music, respect women, drink responsibly, not in good ol boy clubs, don’t care about clothing brands (as long as it’s the brands they care about), didn’t go to upper end colleges, don’t wear axe all the times but only on the most special of occasions.
This is the safest version of a bro that exisits. These are loyal bros. Great husband and dad material, masters on the grill and smoker, and excel at odd hobbies like fly fishing and urban gardening.
Austin bro vehicles:
4Runner TRD’s (usually blacked out)
Ford Broncos (2” lift)
Sometimes f150’s (if they have boats)
Austin bro wardrobe:
Howler brothers
Vuori
Levi’s
Surf brands
Austin bro can defined through a Saturday morning text: Hey Bro, bring the kids over poolside today. I’m throwing a brisket on and I brought some IPA’s back from our trip out west.
Usually a white male between 30 and 40 years of age. Wears affliction clothing and lots of axe. Not typically as much of a douche bag as "bros" but still tries to act the "tough guy" role. Usually married with kids, the old bro, tries to cling to youth by dressing and working out with real bros. Can be spotted by their lack of matching clothing, and they are usually injured because they try to keep up with young bros at the gym.
Dude, that old bro busted his knee trying to squat too much. But he does have a pretty rockin affliction shirt on.
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